
Carry your bottle with a wink. This neoprene wine tote wears the cheeky phrase “Mind Ya Business! Jesus Drank Wine!” on both sides, turning an ordinary errand into a small, confident moment. The soft-grip handles sit comfortably in your hand as you stroll to a friend’s dinner or drop off a housewarming bottle, while the stain-resistant interior keeps spills contained. Lightweight and flexible, the tote slips easily into a larger bag or hangs on a hook, ready for last-minute plans. It feels casual, a little rebellious, and unapologetically joyful—made for someone who enjoys good company, good conversation, and a laugh along the way.
Product features
- 100% neoprene for flexible, temperature-stable protection
- All-over print with the same design on both sides
- Black trim and interior for a polished look
- Stain-resistant, soft-grip handles for comfortable carrying
- Fits 750ml–1L bottles (25–34oz)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 6.50 |
| Height, in | 15.25 |
100% neoprene
Neoprene exhibits good chemical stability and maintains flexibility over a wide temperature range
All over print
Print covers entire bag
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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